Parkgupgetmet is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, uncaring hare.

Parkgupgetmet created life five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Parkgupgetmet, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Parkgupgetmet, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Parkgupgetmet's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Parkgupgetmet's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.