Quambeglad is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, deceitful dog.

Quambeglad created oxygen five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quambeglad, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Quambeglad, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Quambeglad's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Quambeglad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Do not drink water in white rooms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Run away if three sheep approach from the south.

5. Do not make images of living things.