Ontyogdon is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, passionate dragon.

Ontyogdon created oxygen seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ontyogdon, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Ontyogdon, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Ontyogdon's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Ontyogdon's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight moths approach from the east.

2. Never talk about dolphins.

3. Do not hurt bats.

4. Do not take Ontyogdon's name in vain.

5. Never look in ponds.