Yattonksanbot Narmongov is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, uncaring toad.

Yattonksanbot Narmongov created silver four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yattonksanbot Narmongov, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yattonksanbot Narmongov, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Yattonksanbot Narmongov's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Yattonksanbot Narmongov's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head turquoise.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Always help sick swans.

4. Never wear brown tights.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.