Larprapdim is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, egotistical gorilla.

Larprapdim created oxygen two billion years ago.

If you believe in Larprapdim, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Larprapdim, it will turn you into a mole.

Larprapdim's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Larprapdim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Larprapdim on top of all buildings.

2. Do not wear mauve clothing.

3. Never feed tomatoes to mice while wearing hats.

4. Hide if five goats approach from the north.

5. Never think about special relativity.