Sassogtap is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, calm dryad.

Sassogtap created water two million years ago.

If you believe in Sassogtap, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sassogtap, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Sassogtap's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Sassogtap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

4. Do not speak about coconuts.

5. Never mention mites.