Matabmab is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, able grasshopper.

Matabmab created an up quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Matabmab, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Matabmab, she will try to impress you with trees.

Matabmab's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Matabmab's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always help doves in need.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Matabmab in the centre of the settlement.