Gandunfud is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, dishonest seal.

Gandunfud created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gandunfud, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Gandunfud, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gandunfud's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Gandunfud's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Run away if nine turtles approach from the south.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.