Cunrotfossgutster is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, ill-tempered pigeon.

Cunrotfossgutster created the planet Venus four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunrotfossgutster, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cunrotfossgutster, she will be very sad.

Cunrotfossgutster's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Cunrotfossgutster's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shorts.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Never skip near hamsters.