Lundotbell is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, thoughtless hummingbird.

Lundotbell created water seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Lundotbell, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lundotbell, he will be mildly annoyed.

Lundotbell's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Lundotbell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. You must love Lundotbell.

5. Never pour water over plants.