Baggepflowjon Futabveen is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, sapient jellyfish.

Baggepflowjon Futabveen created an electron six million years ago.

If you believe in Baggepflowjon Futabveen, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Baggepflowjon Futabveen, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Baggepflowjon Futabveen's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Baggepflowjon Futabveen's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six dolphins approach from the east.

2. Never think about thermodynamics.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Baggepflowjon Futabveen on top of all buildings.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never wear violet hats.