Leglimjapflapfotfebgodhug is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, narcissistic cat.

Leglimjapflapfotfebgodhug created bats five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Leglimjapflapfotfebgodhug, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Leglimjapflapfotfebgodhug, he will send you a sign.

Leglimjapflapfotfebgodhug's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Leglimjapflapfotfebgodhug's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Run away from orange whales, for they are unholy.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never talk about eukaryotes.

5. Do not take Leglimjapflapfotfebgodhug's name in vain.