Rapyikmot is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, annoying bat.

Rapyikmot created humankind three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rapyikmot, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rapyikmot, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rapyikmot's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Rapyikmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lentils.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rapyikmot.

4. Never talk about dark energy near ants while wearing white ear rings and balancing four aluminium spheres on your feet.

5. Always take life seriously.