Pidfigsin Nellortbem Kabdumdab is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, staggering dragonfly.

Pidfigsin Nellortbem Kabdumdab created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pidfigsin Nellortbem Kabdumdab, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pidfigsin Nellortbem Kabdumdab, she will curse you with boils.

Pidfigsin Nellortbem Kabdumdab's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Pidfigsin Nellortbem Kabdumdab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near ants while wearing white hats.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.