Cethenmif is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, merciful bee.

Cethenmif created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cethenmif, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cethenmif, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Cethenmif's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Cethenmif's Holy Commandments

1. Always help porpoises in need.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not take Cethenmif's name in vain.

5. Do not commit murder.