Stanyatpib is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unselfish dragonfly.

Stanyatpib created oxygen five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stanyatpib, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Stanyatpib, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Stanyatpib's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Stanyatpib's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick gulls.

2. Stanyatpib loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

3. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Stanyatpib in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.