Tagcidhud is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, omniscient aardvark.

Tagcidhud created Asia twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tagcidhud, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tagcidhud, it will turn you into a sheep.

Tagcidhud's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Tagcidhud's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick whales.

2. Do not keep nine birds in a large pit.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never feed lots of figs to grasshopers while wearing pink shoes.