Homfarnraw is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, narcissistic finch.

Homfarnraw created the universe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Homfarnraw, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Homfarnraw, he will turn you into a sheep.

Homfarnraw's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Homfarnraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick cats.

2. You must pray to Homfarnraw six times a day.

3. Never mention great tits.

4. Never talk about dark matter near pigs while wearing green rings.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.