Fenwiggun is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fast dog.

Fenwiggun created the planet Mars three million years ago.

If you believe in Fenwiggun, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fenwiggun, it will not care.

Fenwiggun's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Fenwiggun's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Worship no other gods but Fenwiggun.