Hub is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, happy crow.

Hub created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hub, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hub, he will boil you in a big pot.

Hub's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Hub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Never feed cucumbers to snails while wearing dresses.

3. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

4. Always obey Hub's priests.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.