Pibdun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, humorless mole.

Pibdun created Africa eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibdun, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pibdun, she will have a low opinion of you.

Pibdun's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Pibdun's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry manatees.

2. Always help bats in need.

3. Pibdun loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

4. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Pibdun in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never bounce in holy places.