Gubnurpin is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, duplicitous clam.

Gubnurpin created the Sol system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubnurpin, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gubnurpin, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Gubnurpin's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Gubnurpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Gulls are not to be trusted.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not covet oxen.