Tabpopransidcad is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, emotional ferret.

Tabpopransidcad created vertebrates three million years ago.

If you believe in Tabpopransidcad, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tabpopransidcad, she will think nothing of it.

Tabpopransidcad's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Tabpopransidcad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not keep five rats in a large pit.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never feed lots of parsnips to swans while wearing indigo hats.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.