Kemcidzakgedsandquartved is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, flying hare.

Kemcidzakgedsandquartved created the Large Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kemcidzakgedsandquartved, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kemcidzakgedsandquartved, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kemcidzakgedsandquartved's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Kemcidzakgedsandquartved's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick snakes.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force near nematodes while wearing turquoise tights and balancing five platinum spheres on your feet.

3. Do not drink water in white rooms.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.