Gebtonkbid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, tranquil snake.

Gebtonkbid created the Virgo Supercluster twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gebtonkbid, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gebtonkbid, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Gebtonkbid's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Gebtonkbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Gebtonkbid must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never feed bananas to horses while wearing stockings.

4. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Gebtonkbid in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.