Gupkablidlid is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, ill-tempered badger.

Gupkablidlid created a strange quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gupkablidlid, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gupkablidlid, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Gupkablidlid's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Gupkablidlid's Holy Commandments

1. Learn three new languages a year.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Gupkablidlid in the centre of the settlement.

4. Retreat if five cats approach from the north.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.