Lambimhud is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, all-powerful lion.

Lambimhud created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lambimhud, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lambimhud, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Lambimhud's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Lambimhud's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always treat whales with great respect.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.