Targkingid is a god.

She takes the form of a small, fussy gerbil.

Targkingid created the Sombrero Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Targkingid, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Targkingid, she will destroy your favourite star.

Targkingid's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Targkingid's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of coconuts to turtles while wearing indigo trousers.

2. Never think about spacetime near tapirs while wearing green jumpers and balancing five nickel spheres on your arms.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Worship no other gods but Targkingid.