Pagdobtag is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, ill-tempered scorpion.

Pagdobtag created vertebrates six million years ago.

If you believe in Pagdobtag, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pagdobtag, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Pagdobtag's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Pagdobtag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven whales in a large pit.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

3. Never eat beans.

4. Always help aardvarks in need.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in red.