Gutwegsab is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, quiet warg.

Gutwegsab created snails eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutwegsab, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gutwegsab, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gutwegsab's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Gutwegsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not eat coconuts.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Gutwegsab.

4. Do not wear gray clothing.

5. Never chant in holy places.