Maprawat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unjust crow.

Maprawat created the solar system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Maprawat, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Maprawat, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Maprawat's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Maprawat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Retreat if five nematodes approach from the north.

3. Never feed beans to manatees while wearing yellow tights.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always help dogs in need.