Migcapvog Fumgubboss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, humorless chicken.

Migcapvog Fumgubboss created Africa six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Migcapvog Fumgubboss, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Migcapvog Fumgubboss, it will torture you forever.

Migcapvog Fumgubboss' most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Migcapvog Fumgubboss' Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Migcapvog Fumgubboss' priests.

2. Always treat rats with great respect.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Never paint your back red.

5. Never pour water over plants.