Camladfas is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, sage mouse.

Camladfas created vertebrates two years ago.

If you believe in Camladfas, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Camladfas, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Camladfas' most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Camladfas' Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Camladfas loves seals, so they must be respected.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.