Sigwatwee is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, vain dryad.

Sigwatwee created the Tadpole Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigwatwee, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sigwatwee, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Sigwatwee's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Sigwatwee's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never write about bacteria.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory near swans while wearing fawn kilts.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never talk about fire.