Tinratkad is a god.
She takes the form of an enormous, all-powerful
owl.
Tinratkad created water two million years ago.
If you believe in
Tinratkad, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Tinratkad, she will turn you into a small brown duck.
Tinratkad's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Tinratkad's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Never talk about manatees.
3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tinratkad.
4. Tinratkad loves pigs, so they must be respected.
5. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.