Homnutwonapp is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, astonishing goose.

Homnutwonapp created energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Homnutwonapp, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Homnutwonapp, she will turn you into a goat.

Homnutwonapp's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Homnutwonapp's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five dogs approach from the south.

2. Never think about dark matter near goats while wearing red shoes and balancing four copper spheres on your feet.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

5. Erect seven platinum sculptures of Homnutwonapp on top of important buildings.