Lungedjon is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, passionate seal.

Lungedjon created the Andromeda Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Lungedjon, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lungedjon, she will laugh at you.

Lungedjon's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Lungedjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never feed lots of cherries to mites while wearing fawn trousers.

3. Never hurt great tits.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Lungedjon must be the most important thing in your life.