Jablopgov Cisslarpren is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, moody fox.

Jablopgov Cisslarpren created humanity five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jablopgov Cisslarpren, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jablopgov Cisslarpren, he will torture you forever.

Jablopgov Cisslarpren's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Jablopgov Cisslarpren's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear jumpers.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never talk about special relativity.