Dapfubort Zentamdav Watjopbog is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, kind rhinoceros.

Dapfubort Zentamdav Watjopbog created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dapfubort Zentamdav Watjopbog, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dapfubort Zentamdav Watjopbog, he will turn you into a sheep.

Dapfubort Zentamdav Watjopbog's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Dapfubort Zentamdav Watjopbog's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dapfubort Zentamdav Watjopbog.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never chant near mites.

5. You must pray to Dapfubort Zentamdav Watjopbog three times a day.