Bapbessfarn is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, omnipotent raven.

Bapbessfarn created energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bapbessfarn, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bapbessfarn, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bapbessfarn's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Bapbessfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Bapbessfarn in the centre of the settlement.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.