Flamyattlak is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, pitiless capybara.

Flamyattlak created the Sol system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flamyattlak, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Flamyattlak, it will turn you into a duck.

Flamyattlak's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Flamyattlak's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Flamyattlak four times a day.

2. You must never eat peanuts.

3. Flamyattlak loves ants, so they must be honoured.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.