Megkinflan is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, merciful ferret.

Megkinflan created the planet Jupiter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Megkinflan, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Megkinflan, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Megkinflan's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Megkinflan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Do not speak about apples.