Vintarpvagbat is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, prudent jackal.

Vintarpvagbat created the Black Eye Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vintarpvagbat, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Vintarpvagbat, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Vintarpvagbat's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Vintarpvagbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never wear green trousers.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics.

4. Put Vintarpvagbat first in all things.

5. Do not hurt rats.