Gupstikkik is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, witless dragonfly.

Gupstikkik created light four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gupstikkik, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gupstikkik, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gupstikkik's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Gupstikkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics near great tits while wearing gray scarves and balancing five nickel spheres on your feet.

3. Do not wear red clothing.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never eat green fruit.