Nibflampon is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, loving shrew.

Nibflampon created a down quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibflampon, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nibflampon, he will destroy your home solar system.

Nibflampon's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Nibflampon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

3. Never go into violet rooms.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nibflampon.

5. Always take life seriously.