Tanflapveg is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, wise squid.

Tanflapveg created a down quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Tanflapveg, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tanflapveg, he will turn you into a mouse.

Tanflapveg's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Tanflapveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never write about special relativity.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Tanflapveg on top of all buildings.