Stancamcub is a god.

She takes the form of a small, dishonest crow.

Stancamcub created dark matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Stancamcub, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stancamcub, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Stancamcub's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Stancamcub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always help nematodes in need.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Never sit in the presence of voles.

5. Never think ill of sick pigs.