Litsanbudcidstikman is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, flying meerkat.

Litsanbudcidstikman created humanity two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litsanbudcidstikman, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Litsanbudcidstikman, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Litsanbudcidstikman's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Litsanbudcidstikman's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine snails approach from the south.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

3. Do not kill turtles.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Litsanbudcidstikman.