Popmadfas is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, deceitful owl.

Popmadfas created a Higgs boson seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Popmadfas, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Popmadfas, it will not care at all.

Popmadfas' most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Popmadfas' Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Run away from white great tits, for they are unholy.

3. Put Popmadfas first in all things.

4. Popmadfas must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never think about gravity.