Arncensin is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unsympathetic penguin.

Arncensin created the solar system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Arncensin, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Arncensin, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Arncensin's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Arncensin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Hide if three capybaras approach from the north.

3. Do not wear indigo clothing.

4. Never eat melons.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.